big words

Today someone asked me on msn as they normally do.."How r ya?" i answered "a tad disturbed and pissed off maybe even shocked" because i read the "fight" between kimo and ains. I was originally involved in the first offence but then left it as i thought it wouldnt esculate like it had. Ahh everyone is trying to act as if they are 40 years old and that using big words will beat the other one it makes me laugh u know. i know i try to do it. i was pretty fucking cut by the post from kimo and that everything has just blown up. i have to agree with ainslees comment on ur site you think that ur the poor little invalid that no body likes and that we should all have pity on this poor little girl who gets left out. but fukcking hell kimo nobody hates u but its you who singles urself out not anyone else. you bring these things apon urself. and geez louise using the word fuck after every second word does not help ur case one bit it looses its meaning and it makes u sound really immature. sorry but wtf is going on now

sorry guys

firstly i should say sorry for not posting in a very long time. Have you noticed how everyone is bringing back old jokes. its pissing me off coz its like think of some new ones damn u! OMG i thikn i jst spent ages downloading this song and it has no words. damn you car sales man. omg i jst heard woeds yay lol. i have a male frend who is totally inlove with a female frend and i dont know how to tell him he has no chance in hell oh well. My frend got a new fone write n get this i am downloading songs for her so she can put them on her fone omg wtf next thing you know fones will be cooking you tea n wipeing ur ass 4 u! I hope everyone has had a great holiday nearly back to skool now. woo we have 9 days left n everyone else has 5! well in case u didnt know me n rhett broke up and now all the chix i know hate him n all the guys wanan bash him lol,the frends i have. oooh you guys :P the bastard wont even talk to me anymore what a pussy! i really have no idea what to write anymore im so over these things i bet noone will even read this coz they will think that i am not writing nemore and have stopped coming to mi site. k well over this

cya Britt

if you need an excuse for beer here it is

ok well forgive me for the long explination a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

qwertyuiop

MERRY CHRISTAMS!!

Well really it's not Christmas yet but i thought i should say that all the same. Raise your hand if you are going to southland at 4:30am not to shop but for the sake of playing basketball with the security guards. *raises hand* I feel that if i do my christmas shopping in the wee hours of the morning i still have no excuse as to why they are so crap. Let me tell you. I know the smartest kid, she told her mum that she (being 11) still believes in santa resulting in yet another santa sake full of goodies. This saturday at 7:30am i am going to rampage eveyone in the house letting them know that i saw santa and that he is real. Thus resulting in me getting a santa sack next year. Fan fucking tastic

Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house,

The whole damn family was drunk as a louse.

Grandpa and Grandma were singin' a song,

And the kid was in bed flogging his schlong.

Sorry guys that was really sad. I can't believe i stooped that low. Thanx kimo for the lending of your dvd. I instead insist you to take part in the national www killing of the gerbil that happens on the following website. (you need sound) http://www.robinhood2000.fsnet.co.uk/gerbil.htm

Cya guys..

Britt

Another day (well month) another post

its happening again. I am cracking my knuckles so much they ache and i have to tape them. I have a joke: why did they bo fall off the swing? he had no arms..why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him. How lame is that lol you have to be in the rite mood to laugh at it. Today i was on the bus and this girl was walkin her dog when all of a sudden the dog bolted n she fell flat on her face!!! lmao

GEE..

yeh guys i know you've been visiting my site and not commenting gee at least you could say hi!!!

GEE..

yeh guys i know you've been visiting my site and not commenting gee at least you could say hi!!!

Yeh i know

hey guys i know you've bin visiting my site n not commenting! yeh i see you on my hit counter lol. gee you could at least say hi!!!